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• Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a… — Drake
• I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg
• The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was goofing around,… — Forest Whitaker
• My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time… — Mitch Hedberg
• Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at… — Demetri Martin
• I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have… — Demetri Martin
• I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg
• LL Cool J was a rapper-turned-actor, and I also relate to him because he was sort of a ladies' man and had… — Bow Wow
• I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too… — Randy Jackson
• Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly,… — Christopher Moore
• you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about… — Janet Evanovich
• Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman — Melissa de la Cruz

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