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• Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines… — Karen Armstrong
• Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
• Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. — Frank A. Clark
• The arts of peace and the arts of war are like two wheels of a cart which, lacking one, will… — Unknown Author
• I don't rate myself as a fantastic, talented athlete. I just have perseverance. I'm a cart horse. I work hard. — Unknown Author
• The seasons don't matter to most of us anymore except as spectacles. In my county and in many places around… — Bill McKibben
• Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top. — Bob Hope
• Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit… — Dave Barry
• A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no… — Kenneth Grahame
• Every man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a… — Charles M. Schwab
• Scottish golf is a more public game. It is more reasonably priced and they play faster. It isn't cart golf.… — Daniel J. King

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