"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or…" — Mitch Hedberg
"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people."
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg has 163 quotes on this site.
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and…
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The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids.
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There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the…
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The last four or five hundred years of European contact with Africa produced a body of literature that presented Africa…
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The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible;…
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Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to…
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Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are.…
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The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
— Arthur Balfour
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It's a question of spreading the available energy, aerobic and anaerobic, evenly over four minutes. If you run one part…
— Roger Bannister
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I play Orange County drums. I love those guys. I've got a four piece kit.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
— Dave Barry
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Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for…
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