"Bologna is a deli meat for people with…" — Mitch Hedberg

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• Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty,… — Mario Batali
• I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get… — Mitch Hedberg
• The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of… — Art Donovan
• I began reading Harper Lee's novel in the skimpy shade of a pine outside my grandmother's house, fat beagles pressing… — Rick Bragg
• Compromise, hell! That's what has happened to us all down the line -- and that's the very cause of our… — Jesse Helms
• There are people who say, 'Oh every time Catholics make the sign of the cross they re-crucify Christ.' Look, that's… — John Corapi
• Reason alone cannot give you a whole steak, but it sure helps with identifying bologna. — Peter Kreeft
• You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because… — Dwayne Johnson
• If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely… — Dave Barry
• I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it… — Padma Lakshmi
• Living and working for four decades in a Bologna apartment and studio he shared with his unwed sisters, Morandi painted… — Jerry Saltz
• The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was… — Stephen King

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