Bologna Quotes

18 quotes by 17 authors

Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has it all. — Mario Batali
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan
I began reading Harper Lee's novel in the skimpy shade of a pine outside my grandmother's house, fat beagles pressing against me, begging for attention,… — Rick Bragg
Compromise, hell! That's what has happened to us all down the line -- and that's the very cause of our woes. If freedom is right… — Jesse Helms
There are people who say, 'Oh every time Catholics make the sign of the cross they re-crucify Christ.' Look, that's what comes under the theological… — John Corapi
Reason alone cannot give you a whole steak, but it sure helps with identifying bologna. — Peter Kreeft
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson
If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered… — Dave Barry
Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes. — Mitch Hedberg
I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni… — Padma Lakshmi
Living and working for four decades in a Bologna apartment and studio he shared with his unwed sisters, Morandi painted little but bottles, boxes, jars,… — Jerry Saltz
The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of… — Stephen King
Bologna girl, that's me. — Laurie Halse Anderson
The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed it on the… — Charles Bukowski
They phony, should get Tonies for the thing that they be yappin. It's utterly bologna so I'm Muslim to these rappers. — Wale
Gave her a taste of some real macaroni, she swore she would do anythang fo me, thas no bologna! — Mac Dre
Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible. — Denise Clark

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