"People on the 14th floor, you know what……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat… — Dave Barry
• A boxing workout is the heaviest thing, but it's the best. The worst part is that boxing gyms are the… — Gael Garcia Bernal
• I think I can beat Usher on the dance floor. — Chris Brown
• Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my… — Mitch Albom
• I've been on the floor and I've been heartbroken. I didn't know how I was going to stand up. But… — Sandra Bullock
• When I came to New York and I opened the window of the thirty-fifth-floor apartment, there's light pollution and fog,… — Gisele Bundchen
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
• I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live'… — Dana Carvey
• I was a farm kid from the plains of South Venezuela, from a very poor family. I grew up in… — Hugo Chavez
• You can't invent Google, Facebook or the iPod unless you've mastered the basics, are willing to put in long hours… — Amy Chua
• Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go… — Tim Allen

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