I'm sick and tired of twitter. See you in half n hour. — Nikhil Saluja Sick and tired Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once… — Nikhil Saluja Next time Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Knowledge Never ends..So start reading now ...and tomorrow teach me the same — Nikhil Saluja Knowledge Copy Share Image
Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would have never trusted anyone else with, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pray like it all depends on God, Work like it all depends on you..! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Who said women don't have Balls? They just don't hide it in their pants, they display them proudly on their chest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What is the biggest benefit of having a Girlfriend or Boyfriend in the same school where you study? - '100 PERCENT ATTENDANCE' — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
I don't know her but she's pretty so I already hate her - girl logic — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face. — Nikhil Saluja Middle of the night Copy Share Image
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja Toilet seat Copy Share Image
