You are beautiful... when you don't need a mirror to tell you. — Nikhil Saluja Beautiful Copy Share Image
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Forgiveness isn't something we do for other people. We do it for ourselves to get well and move on. — Nikhil Saluja Forgiveness Copy Share Image
I've realized something today. No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on… — Nikhil Saluja Destiny Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja Dick Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. — Nikhil Saluja Complaining Copy Share Image
Dear ugly chicks, If you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Nikhil Saluja Hate life Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza… — Nikhil Saluja Pizza Face Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Adopted Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Semen Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers'… — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Slavery Copy Share Image
Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies. — Nikhil Saluja Boobies Copy Share Image
I really hate when I offer help and the other person says yes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
