Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt. — Nikhil Saluja Doubt Copy Share Image
A fun thing to do during sex is to stop right in the middle of it to vomit. — Nikhil Saluja Vomit Copy Share Image
My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja Fart Copy Share Image
Some day I'm going to achieve greatness in life and be able to fill my oil tank all the way. — Nikhil Saluja Achieve greatness Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's funny how sometimes we miss somebody but when that somebody shows up, we do nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Miss Copy Share Image
It's normal to feel the way you do right now but trust me, it will get better. Good luck, be strong. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile. Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope . — Nikhil Saluja Hope Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bad grammar Copy Share Image
I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't… — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a… — Nikhil Saluja Feminism Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair. — Nikhil Saluja Childbirth Copy Share Image
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. — Nikhil Saluja Indecisive Copy Share Image
How long do I have to wait to go swimming after I eat vagina? — Nikhil Saluja Swimming Copy Share Image
I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
