I learned to stop trusting the angel on my shoulder when I caught her fucking the devil on my other one. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl who tells her real age if she tells that, she'll tell anything. — Nikhil Saluja Trust Copy Share Image
Hardly did I know when I met you That we are going to meet often — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love.........after marriage it is self-defense. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy! — Nikhil Saluja Father Copy Share Image
Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit. — Nikhil Saluja Real men Copy Share Image
You guys, some things are worth dying for like family and unprotected left turns. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. — Nikhil Saluja Toilet seat Copy Share Image
LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
This is one of those work days that reminds me to play the lottery. — Nikhil Saluja Work Copy Share Image
Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
