I just helped a blind man and it felt good. This really sucks. — Nikhil Saluja Blind Copy Share Image
She is a woman, hear her slam doors dramatically for no reason. — Nikhil Saluja Woman Copy Share Image
My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry. — Nikhil Saluja Saying i'm sorry Copy Share Image
Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut…… if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the… — Nikhil Saluja Ball game Copy Share Image
You don't just get over someone. You either still love them or never did. — Nikhil Saluja Just Copy Share Image
Move on people, there's nothing to see here. It's like you've never seen a guy in a Spider-Man outfit hanging on a… — Nikhil Saluja Spider man Copy Share Image
Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja Laugh Copy Share Image
Something really shocking just happened. I walked past a group of girls & they weren't talking about me. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions? — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?… — Nikhil Saluja Phone Copy Share Image
I have been married to my wife 10 years today, Having sex with just one person in 10yrs is pure dedication. I… — Nikhil Saluja Having sex Copy Share Image
A Deaf child says: For all of you, I am deaf; But for me, all of you are dumb¦ Moral: Life differs… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
I want a lady who's a waffle in the streets & a waffle between the sheets Sorry, this is clearly more about… — Nikhil Saluja Streets Waffle Copy Share Image
Did you know if you say Fuck Me 3 times in the window at 1 am your wife will tell you to… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Crushes are more beautiful than affairs.There's No responsibility,No worry,No commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Affairs Copy Share Image
Don't try calling me back after I just called you and you didn't pick up. I only feel like talking on the… — Nikhil Saluja Calling Copy Share Image
LOVE, The child of illusion and the parent of disillusion; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
