You're trying to inspire us...on TWITTER. I am sure I'm not the only one who finds this funny. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
The nicest thing about problems is everybody has one. — Nikhil Saluja Problem solving Copy Share Image
You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Expression Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes... — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Ladies: Saying no to dessert is like saying no to a handsome man who's climbed between your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Handsome Man Copy Share Image
I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Judaism Copy Share Image
Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I love when porn search engines make you spell words correctly. On the plus side, I'll always know bukake has two ks… — Nikhil Saluja Search engine Copy Share Image
If Bella faints at the sight of blood then how in the world does she handle her periods? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
