Before you tweet, ask yourself, Could this hurt someone's feelings? If the answer is yes, hit send. — Nikhil Saluja Ask yourself Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
If you ever want to test someone's patience, give them a laptop with a slow internet connection. — Nikhil Saluja Internet connection Copy Share Image
My friend just came out as being gay to me today. I was so shocked I nearly choked on his cock. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
Most people are lucky and only look horrible in the mornings. I look horrible at all times during the day. — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
Live for what tomorrow has to Offer, not for what yesterday has taken away.! — Nikhil Saluja Live Copy Share Image
I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check twitter from somewhere else. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter! — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook status Copy Share Image
Police arrested 2 youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one & let the other off. — Nikhil Saluja Arrested Copy Share Image
I asked my mom, 'How old were you when I was born?' My mom replied, '23' Me: 'Wow, that's a lot of… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she… — Nikhil Saluja Queue Said Copy Share Image
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again… — Nikhil Saluja Fire Copy Share Image
Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means… — Nikhil Saluja English language Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
PHARMACY NOTIFICATION as of JULY 2013 viagra will only be available under its chemical name.Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN — Nikhil Saluja Viagra Copy Share Image
If you're not a hater you're probably not thinking hard enough. — Nikhil Saluja Hater Copy Share Image
Men never throw sticks at trees that do not have fruit on them — Nikhil Saluja Sticks Copy Share Image
The more money you make, the more problems you can remove. — Nikhil Saluja Making money Copy Share Image
