The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single FUCK THIS. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat, which is ironic 'cause I always thought guys who don't eat pussy were the biggest… — Nikhil Saluja Pussy Copy Share Image
I have nothing against gay people, to be honest my girl and I love anal sex. — Nikhil Saluja Anal Copy Share Image
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? Honey, I'm home. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Nowadays people spend more time cleaning the touchscreen of their cellphone than they spend cleaning their genitals. — Nikhil Saluja Cellphone Copy Share Image
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. — Nikhil Saluja Baseball Copy Share Image
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for 4 — Nikhil Saluja Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Care Copy Share Image
If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want… — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
'It's a boy,' I shouted. 'A boy. I don't believe it. It's a boy!' With tears streaming down my face, I swore… — Nikhil Saluja Brothel Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Remember, ladies: mouthwash is still cheaper than an abortion. — Nikhil Saluja Cheaper Copy Share Image
