Nikhil Saluja

I lost my charm when I thought I had any.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm so homophobic that I jackoff with my eyes closed.

— Nikhil Saluja

You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Who wants to lend me their cleavage? Need more followers. Will pay weekly.

— Nikhil Saluja

Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nothing boosts my ego like seeing someone steal my tweet. Please continue doing that.

— Nikhil Saluja

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I…

— Nikhil Saluja

Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

— Nikhil Saluja

So you like to play games? Cool,here's one for you...Go play 'Hide and go fuck yourself'

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I JUST NEED SOME SPACE Woman means:without you in it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Someone just stopped me to say that he recognized me from twitter and now I'm writing my suicide note.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

— Nikhil Saluja

To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn?

— Nikhil Saluja

My heart is broken into a million pieces.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, An emotion, even if un-returned, has its rainbow;

— Nikhil Saluja

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes WRONG persons teach RIGHT LESSONS

— Nikhil Saluja

You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hunger is the downfall of many a dieter. If youre feeling perpetually hungry, its likely that you arent including enough fiber on…

— Nikhil Saluja

We don't make friends anymore. We add them.

— Nikhil Saluja

The most simple way to be beautiful is to SMILE.

— Nikhil Saluja

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

— Nikhil Saluja