Don't insult the alligator until you've crossed the river. — Nikhil Saluja Alligator Copy Share Image
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Not sure if this 2 year old is trying to break the Guinness world record for breath-holding or drowning. — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Pretty sure the bible says not to cheat, steal, murder or get out of bed on the first alarm. — Nikhil Saluja Alarm Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm just a sorry away from you. You can simply apologize and hold paitence meanwhile it gets me some time to… — Nikhil Saluja Apologize Copy Share Image
You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning… — Nikhil Saluja Dudes Copy Share Image
My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That,… — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Cell phones may be ruining people's sex lives because people often stop in the middle of sex to answer a call. In… — Nikhil Saluja Cell phone Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Bitch Copy Share Image
My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up &… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from… — Nikhil Saluja Bad friend Copy Share Image
Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts. — Nikhil Saluja Feeling Copy Share Image
The first tweet ever was probably about destroying real life. — Nikhil Saluja Destroying Copy Share Image
My weakness is women who say their weakness is Hot chocolate. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
