Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bent a little than to break. — Nikhil Saluja Compromise Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Saw a woman checking out her own boobs in a window and I was like Your eyes are up THERE. — Nikhil Saluja Ur Eyes Copy Share Image
In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I don't hate you because hate is a feeling and I feel absolutely nothing for you. — Nikhil Saluja Feelings Copy Share Image
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja Bullying Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like an ice cream truck without any ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand. — Nikhil Saluja Marketing Copy Share Image
It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Life would be so much easier if our arms disappeared during our sleep. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person. — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
