I met you, I liked you, I loved you, I had you, I lost you, I missed you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the heart starts functioning for someone, the brain starts malfunctioning too much. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Opportunity Comes Any Time In Life So Please Keep Three Things Ready. First Resumes Second Passport & Third Condom — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Failure doesnt mean you have accomplished nothing¦.. it does mean you have learned something! — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I hate it when I grill a human rib and realize I'm out of mushroom sauce. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? It has the same pictures, month after month after month after... — Nikhil Saluja Married men Copy Share Image
Math: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
When you fuck over people who've been nothing but good to you, you create demons for yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
You should actually tweet everything you do - it's your fucking personal diary not twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it, once in your life, youve tried to guess someones password & .. you failed. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
You should never sacrifice three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity. — Nikhil Saluja Dignity Copy Share Image
If I see a guy wearing skinny jeans, I automatically judge it was a gift from his boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Skinny jeans Copy Share Image
I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the fuck off. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Nice joint family living under one roof with an old Baa who refuses… — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
Wait, are you telling me 'professional tweeter' can't go in my CV? Well this was a waste of time. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
I like my porn like I like my food; homemade and sometimes on the kitchen table. — Nikhil Saluja Kitchen table Copy Share Image
