It's no coincidence we have one smile but two middle fingers. — Nikhil Saluja Coincidence Copy Share Image
I havent swept the floor yet. Sorry if your knees get dirty. — Nikhil Saluja Havent Swept Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The 10 commandments are not multiple choices. — Nikhil Saluja Commandments Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Actually Copy Share Image
Youre not afraid of clowns, youre afraid of opening your heart to love — Nikhil Saluja Fear Copy Share Image
You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. — Nikhil Saluja Blessing Copy Share Image
Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat. — Nikhil Saluja Balls Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should ever look down on a man is when she's riding his cock like a cowgirl. — Nikhil Saluja Cowgirl Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Earning a Relation is a Reward of your Trust, Maintaining the same is the result of your Sacrifice, & Strengthening the same… — Nikhil Saluja Trust Copy Share Image
Warning to 3-5 yrs old: Be careful about everything you say or do. You'll be hearing about it from parents, for the… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one… — Nikhil Saluja Chess Copy Share Image
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple… — Nikhil Saluja Ancient greece Copy Share Image
Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging set-backs. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Wait, so PMS doesn't stand for Psychotic Mental Syndrome?! — Nikhil Saluja Psychotic Copy Share Image
