Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back… — Nikhil Saluja Alarm clock Copy Share Image
If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm about to write something inspirational and I puke all over my phone and have to get a new… — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't tell her the plans you made. Just text her out of nowhere and tell her to get dressed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm just a sorry away from you. You can simply apologize and hold paitence meanwhile it gets me some time to… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'd rather get all my girls fucked, electrocuted, thrown in a river and eaten by piranhas before becoming a part of inspirational… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Bachelors Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
Disclaimer : Twitter is purely entertainment...it's not to be taken seriously. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because God gave you a mouth doesn't mean you must constantly use it. — Nikhil Saluja God Copy Share Image
