No one is smart. We just have different levels of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Different Copy Share Image
I entered the twitter room, locked myself in and swallowed the key. — Nikhil Saluja Entered Twitter Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I love challenges. That's why I leave everything to the last minute. — Nikhil Saluja Challenge Copy Share Image
Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja Change yourself Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my… — Nikhil Saluja Dick Copy Share Image
Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby. — Nikhil Saluja Phone Copy Share Image
Experiment: testing the '9 lives' theory. First attempt: cat not moving after throwing it from the roof. Conclusion: theory is false — Nikhil Saluja Cats Copy Share Image
My wife fell over from stairs & hit her chin on pavement. She's had to have her jaw wired & can't speak… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time… — Nikhil Saluja Attraction Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard… — Nikhil Saluja Crying Copy Share Image
The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the… — Nikhil Saluja Dry Cleaner Copy Share Image
It's way easier to judge everyone based on appearance and if you're ever wrong just be like sorry dude but do you… — Nikhil Saluja Easier Copy Share Image
Good girls own only one credit card & rarely use Bad girls own only one bra & rarely use Naughty girls own… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Sometimes you gotta take a break from Twitter and sit back and wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio was dreaming at the end of… — Nikhil Saluja Inception Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your Thermos is on wheels. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
Nice guys finish last, and gay guys finish in each others ass. — Nikhil Saluja Nice guys Copy Share Image
A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices. — Nikhil Saluja Choices Copy Share Image
