Weights & Measures: 1,000,000 aches and pains = 1 megaHertz — Nikhil Saluja Aches and pains Copy Share Image
My friend of dreams don't believe me, that I am dreaming. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Asshole Copy Share Image
Two heads are better than one - undeniable proof that men are the superior sex. — Nikhil Saluja Men Superior Copy Share Image
If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja Stripper Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Last night Copy Share Image
If you ever find me sitting alone in a McDonald's, don't bother me. I'm probably busy judging people. — Nikhil Saluja Bother Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick. — Nikhil Saluja Cupcake Copy Share Image
If people criticize you, hurt you, shout at you, don't be bothered.. just remember In every game the audience make noise, not… — Nikhil Saluja Audience Copy Share Image
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, I was wrong. And, when right, the mature person need not experience… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
For every successful man there's always a girl. For every homeless man there's usually a dog. Long story short, men have bitches. — Nikhil Saluja Bitches Copy Share Image
I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the… — Nikhil Saluja Jail Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook status Copy Share Image
God Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A MOTHER. The Devil Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A… — Nikhil Saluja Devil Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Customer Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
