When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Most people are lucky and only look horrible in the mornings. I look horrible at all times during the day. — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina — Nikhil Saluja End of the tunnel Copy Share Image
My friend of dreams don't believe me, that I am dreaming. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TV shows are great when your getting a blowjob. It gives you something to look forward to. — Nikhil Saluja Tv shows Copy Share Image
Love me or Hate me, either way you are thinking about me. I win, you lose, suck it! — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
There is a very thin line between gentleman and sarcastic asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Thin line Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if random animal sounds occurred when women rolled their eye. — Nikhil Saluja Animals Copy Share Image
Three Things to Coltivate... Courage, Cheerfulness and Contentment. — Nikhil Saluja Courage Copy Share Image
When I say go away and leave me alone, I actually mean I need you to hug me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry. — Nikhil Saluja Broken hearts Copy Share Image
