“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Six month of sitting home, six month of doing absolutely nothing but watching TV, going out, sleeping, getting drunk and sleeping again.… — Ellie Midwood Copy Share Image
“Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image