Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
'Channing Tatum plays a stripper? I don't wanna see that.' Said no one ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If he’s the stripper, then who are you?” “I’m Cash Davenport. I own the club.” — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
If a stripper changes her life she's still a stripper. If a drug dealer changes his life he's a business man, entrepreneur,… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper. — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've got all these great broads in me, all these character women. I was playing a torn-down stripper at twenty-five on Broadway,… — Faith Prince Copy Share Image
“This time, seeing the woman strung up in such a way, Mackenzie was unable to repress a memory of her sister. Steph… — Blake Pierce Copy Share Image
“I don’t remember agreeing to send you an honest stripper. Just a willing one.” (Cash)” — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror… — Tori Spelling Copy Share Image
“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?” — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
In the end, someone is depending on me to show up on their set looking a specific way, whether that's 40 pounds… — Matt Bomer Copy Share Image
“Did you know Kyle’s back?” "Yes, we saw him earlier, why my panties just dropped at the sight of him. I simply… — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?" "She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead." "Oh, well,… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“At real stripper bars women just dance—so many things they could be checking off their lists. I guess men don’t want to… — Jill McDonough Copy Share Image
“I got a small package in the mail today, and I thought it was the midget stripper I bought off eBay. But… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked. "In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Six months earlier, my ice breaker concerned a stripper who became a quadriplegic and eventually had her vagina eaten away by bedsores,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“…The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly… — Susie Bright Copy Share Image
“I stared down into his handsome face while my mouth gaped like a fish. Oh my good God. No wonder I had… — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
“Charlotte, dressed in a very short-skirted policewoman's outfit, was leading a dancing brigade, jumping around at the front of the room, her… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“Six month of sitting home, six month of doing absolutely nothing but watching TV, going out, sleeping, getting drunk and sleeping again.… — Ellie Midwood Copy Share Image
“His deep voice drifted to her through the crowd of women. “…my lady when she returns. Och, there ye are, Blossom,” Faolán… — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
Now easy, Miss Thang. We just using what we got to get what we want. -Stripper — The Players Club Copy Share Image
This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper. — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself. — Robin Wright Copy Share Image