Quote by R.S. Burnett

“For the second time in my life I walk away from Tucker not wondering if I’ll ever see him again or wishing that I…

— R.S. Burnett

“Why don’t you tell people what happened last night” “You slept on the sofa!” “And why is that?” “Because you’re … incompetent”

— R.S. Burnett

“I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you”

— R.S. Burnett

“Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again” “Babe, you were naked” “Yeah well it worked so get over it”

— R.S. Burnett

“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots”

— R.S. Burnett

“I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t…

— R.S. Burnett

“What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?” “Huh … it’s kind of warm considering hell…

— R.S. Burnett

“Did I mention how much I’ve missed you?”

— R.S. Burnett

“Politeness never was one of your strong points” “Bitch was always one of yours though”

— R.S. Burnett

“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues. “You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either”

— R.S. Burnett

“Stay away from him! I haven’t gone near him! His fiancé however keeps following me around. Although now she knows I’m one of his…

— R.S. Burnett

“Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously. “Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give…

— R.S. Burnett