“What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?” “Huh … it’s kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues. “You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“For the second time in my life I walk away from Tucker not wondering if I’ll ever see him again or wishing that I… — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you tell people what happened last night” “You slept on the sofa!” “And why is that?” “Because you’re .... incompetent” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again” “Babe, you were naked” “Yeah well it worked so get over it” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t… — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?” “Huh … it’s kind of warm considering hell… — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Politeness never was one of your strong points” “Bitch was always one of yours though” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues. “You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Stay away from him! I haven’t gone near him! His fiancé however keeps following me around. Although now she knows I’m one of his… — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously. “Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give… — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
