“[Arthur to Merlin] I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly. "It's plastic." "So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Arthur shook his head. "You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you know," he said, handing her the bottle. "God help… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're wearing a bloody great dress that… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy Stardust.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna." "No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed out Merlin. "Oh my God, stop flaunting your… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Oh, shit," said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut."You've been co-opted.She's got you spying on… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?” — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!" "Sorry," said Merlin, wondering who the blazes… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“Merlin smiled. "Thank you, sir! It was just Game Theory." "It was just – is this a Maths thing?" "Well, Maths and Philosophy, and..."… — FayJay Copy Share Image
“The who with the what now?"The dragon cocked its head to one side and gave this utterance careful consideration. "I'm afraid that I don't… — FayJay Copy Share Image