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““I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.””

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“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.”

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“Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?”

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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

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I'm not a pop song lyric writer. I can't just focus on one simple meaning or even a double entendre.

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“It has taken stealth and some underhandedness. It has taken clarity of purpose when the moment called for dreamy abandon. He has practised withdrawal.”

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“Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?”

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