Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If you're the stripper I wanna be the pole!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Sometimes I need that romance, sometimes I need that pole dance. Sometimes I need that stripper thats gon tell me that she dont dance. — Drake Copy Share Image
I always wanted to strip. I'm sort of one of those people who would walk past a strip club and while everybody else might… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper. — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I did do a little research. I went to a couple really fantastic strip clubs with really talented dancers, just in terms of their… — Megalyn Echikunwoke Copy Share Image
I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself. — Robin Wright Copy Share Image
Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
