Balls Quote by Chris Hardwick

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go…

— Chris Hardwick

I always wanted to strip. I'm sort of one of those people who would walk past a strip club and while everybody else might…

— Diablo Cody

I dont understand why strippers get mad when I tip with monopoly money, I mean...are those real tits? I dont think so.

— Anonymous

Stripper in the house lol

— Millie

There's nothing wrong with sleeping with strippers. Thankfully, I've got a lot of that sort of stuff out of my system.

— Orlando Bloom

People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with.

— Luther Campbell

I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself.

— Robin Wright

I hate it when men go to strip bars. It lowers the rest of us that know if a man has to pay to…

— Henry Rollins

You could touch for a couple of bucks. The window of the booth went up and you stuck out the bills. They might tell…

— Sam Lipsyte

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of…

— Diablo Cody

If you're the stripper I wanna be the pole!

— Anonymous

If your stripper name

— Kanye West