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You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go…

— Chris Hardwick

Whores get bow-legged and bankers get mean, which is strange when you think that if whores get bow-legged, bankers should get generous, but they…

— Ralph Steadman

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

— Sarah Silverman

Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs.

— Ja Rule

I'm where ever that money go. Bad bitches never lust em though, keep em round but never trust em though.

— Meek Mill

People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with.

— Luther Campbell

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of…

— Diablo Cody

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

— Bernie Ecclestone

At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene…

— Jean Baudrillard

When someone else is making money off of you and using your body, you need to step off the carousel.

— CM Punk

Whores are the most honest girls. They present the bill right away.

— Alberto Giacometti

If your stripper name

— Kanye West