I dont understand why strippers get mad when I tip with monopoly money, I mean...are those real tits? I dont think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm a big star on TikTok. Although that's like saying you're loaded with Monopoly money. — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
Me , hey I'd like a coke please waiter, is pepsis OK with you? Me, is monopoly money OK ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a massive spender. I look at the bank balance building, but it just looks like Monopoly money, really. — Rob Cross Copy Share Image
