I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think because we're ourselves, we tend to think we're unique. 'I have problems that are just specific to me.' Then you… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
When you look at your freelance career, it's really like a mall. And if you look at a mall, it's a self-contained… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
We will continue to address things, but in as much as I want to talk about politics as they are related to social media,… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, "I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
