Quote by Scott Blagden Download Open image ““Jesus H. Christ on a stripper pole!”” — Scott Blagden ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. “There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here.” — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“But damn it, if he could be nonchalant about a woman rubbing herself against his giant erection like it was a stripper’s pole, then… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
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