Crotch Quote by Georgia Cates

“was a little different doing this sideways, but I discovered it wasn’t that hard.  When I began to lose the grip with my legs,…

— Michelle Hughes

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me…

— Jessica Park

“I might feel ten feet tall, but I wouldn't touch you with my pole”

— Josh Stern

“Last time you said that, you meant for me to stick my hand down your pants.” “Yeah, that’s what I mean now.”

— Bella Love

“hand, but I'm unable to button the top of his jeans with my cum-free hand. Well, at least I made him decent before we…

— Justine Elvira

“We all out our crazypants on one arm at a time.”

— Teresa Mummert

“I blame it on his pants.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her…

— Katja Millay

“My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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— Jarod Kintz

“La mu’axsa, but I think I’ll just keep sliding down this greased pole to hell?”

— V.S. Carnes

“I put my hands into the pockets of all his jackets”

— Jonathan Safran Foer