Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““What flies faster than a crotch? A fly.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“These flies were half the size of my fist. They came at you and stuck to you with a single-minded purpose you had to… — Terri Cheney Copy Share Image
“Seropusly, why do flies line up in the sky every time someone lies? Hovering over they long to take the shit out from where… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
“I can’t fly with one wing. But I can’t go hungry either, and I already ate both the legs, the breasts, and the other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You just can't fly when you're wearing socks, and shoes, and coats, and pants, and underwear. Everything has to go.” — Pema Chödrön Copy Share Image
“Your size makes you seem delicate, like a spiderweb. But the wise fly knows that delicate can also be strong.” — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
“Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies… — Amy Mah Copy Share Image
Flies are so mighty that they win battles, paralyse our minds, eat up our bodies. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
