Humor Quote by Kelly Oxford Download Open image ““Oh, Jesus was taking the wheel!”” — Kelly Oxford ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Put Jesus Christ in the driver’s seat of your life and take your hands off the steering wheel.” — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
“He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see the big… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.”… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“My Mother... would tell me to imagine Jesus was in the backseat... and that would stop me. What really stopped me was imagining my… — Kimberley A. Johnson Copy Share Image
“and with that he took the bloody old towser by the scruff of the neck and by Jesus he near throttled him.” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Every wheel wish to be the wheel of a car, and not of just another vehicle.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Women have only had the vote for less than 100 years. Before that, we were wives and essentially kind of property. We grew up,… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
“Han Solo if I ever saw him. Now, I’m not guaranteeing you’re going to get the” — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family. — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
Canadians always make jokes about the arrogant American, but the longer I'm here, the more I realize, "Oh, it isn't that they're arrogant, it's… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
I find a lot of people struggling in their lives because they feel like it was expected they do a certain thing or act… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
I am a very emotional person. I basically think and feel in emotion, so writing is much easier for me than communicating by voice… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises. — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
When you listen to people who have accomplished so much, the one thing they always say is, "I didn't let anybody stop me." I… — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
“wonder adults were always miserable. A paycheck was just a bit of compensation for putting up with bullshit.” — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
I wasn’t old enough to realize that I could be my terrible self and have people love me for that. — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
