Humor Quote by James R. Tuck Download Open image ““And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.”” — James R. Tuck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Vampires
“My vampires don't sparkle...they EAT people...in more ways than one!" *eyebrow wiggle*” — Arial Burnz Copy Share Image
“Why don't you sparkle?" -"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Those were not vampires. If sunlight makes you sparkle, you're a unicorn.” — Ryan Mecum Copy Share Image
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I know that voodoo priests really do belief they can talk to the other side and vampires should never sparkle” — Jennifer Martinez Copy Share Image
“Well, you can't be a vampire." I struggled to make it sound like I was teasing, not feverishly wishing. "You're not sparkling.” — Katherine Pine Copy Share Image
“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“When she passed on the ham the explanation was she was a vegetarian. Kat had asked why she was eating eggs, then, if she… — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
“Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.” — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
“A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walt into a bar... I bet this joke… — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
“Women already come equipped with a core of steel fiber strength, depths of resolve a man cannot comprehend. It’s not the dynamic strength men… — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
