“Popular young adult novels notwithstanding, vampires only sparkle when they burn.” — Elliott James Copy Share Image
“One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sparkle. Two: I feel like in literature that we've gone [this… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
“I know that voodoo priests really do belief they can talk to the other side and vampires should never sparkle” — Jennifer Martinez Copy Share Image
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
![“One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sparkle. Two: I feel like in literature that we've gone [this way] towards the kissing vampires side of the needle. I think it's time we go back towards the killing vampires side of the needle.” quote by Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b56/seth-grahame-smith-2321_books_one-i-am-proud-to-say-that-my-vampires-d_1995235.jpg)
