Vampires Quote by Terry Pratchett

“You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.”

— Alix Adale

“To a vampire, there is only selfishness.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“I’m not like you. I’m not like the vampires in the city. I might be a monster, but I can be human, too. I…

— Julie Kagawa

“Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.”

— Alycia Linwood

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.”

— Robyn Bachar

“Not all vampires are created equal, you know.”

— Melika Dannese Lux

“I don't know why I'm always surprised when vampires act as weird as ordinary humans. It's not like they gain the wisdom of the…

— Nalini Singh

“Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she…

— L.j Smith

“You want me to be unselfish? A vampire is selfish. We kill so that we can survive, that is the ultimate selfishness.”

— Caroline Hanson

“Vampires and werewolves are simply monsters. They have been cursed because of their many sins.”

— K.C. Blake