Funny Quote by L.j Smith

“I don't want to be a vampire' she told herself. But in her dreams, she kind of did.”

— Holly Black

“You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for…

— Stephenie Meyer

“It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.”

— Terry Pratchett

“She is a vampire, as are we all, and she needs this. Either deal with it, right now, or leave this room.”

— S.C. Stephens

“So you're a vampire?" "Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.”

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.”

— Alix Adale

“To a vampire, there is only selfishness.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would…

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“I've never met anyone like you, Bianca. Anyone born to be a vampire, I mean. But as I understand it, you can't put it…

— Claudia Gray

“I'm really about as good at relaitionships as I am at being a vampire. I'm kind of a smart but surprisingly inept kind of…

— Chloe Neill

“I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being…

— Jeaniene Frost