Humorous Quote by L.j Smith Download Open image ““Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!”” — L.j Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on… — Abigail Barnette Copy Share Image
“My air bag went off this morning. I told her to shut the hell up.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“Only two bags, huh?" Helga was eighty, feisty, and the fastest knitter Elsie had ever seen. “We’ll have to work on that. It’s not… — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
“I know I'm supposed to be the new Mistress of Revels! But that doesn't mean I have pockets full of muffins!” — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“May I ask what you have in your black leather bag with gold buckles?" "Everything." They were climbing a narrow staircase. Rhoda stopped to… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
“Sarah turned on her, and shook her head. "You may keep them. And if it is possible with so small a sum of money,… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers… — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
“I wonder if she means Graham. His locker is near mine, so I get to see him pull Emma into a groping session every… — Jay Asher Carolyn Mackler Copy Share Image
“Crud. What was she supposed to do? Protect herself or the pretzels?” — Stephanie Rowe Copy Share Image
“She was… damn it, she was everything. Witty, enchanting, brave, smart… and beautiful. And he knew that his eyes were saying all that and… — L.J Smith Copy Share Image
“There was a fire inside him that only a few people could see. She could see it though, it was like the fire inside… — L.J Smith Copy Share Image
“Because she could feel what he felt. And along with the gratitude, the sheer satisfaction and relief, were other emotions. Appreciation, joy, wonder, and-oh,… — L.j Smith Copy Share Image
“The NIGHT WORLD isn't a place.It's all around us.The creatures of the night world are beautiful and deadly and irresisible to humans.Your best friend… — L.J Smith Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing to read into. I’m here to collect my beloved Damon and Stefan is just helping me.” Bonnie looked at her with her… — l.j smith Copy Share Image
“Don't you just hate that, you meet a girl she seems pretty nice, you tell all your friends and before you know it she… — L.j Smith Copy Share Image
“C'mon on down to the Whiff and Spit; snuff it up and cough it out," Lewis chanted, giving it a catchy rhythem.” — L.j Smith Copy Share Image
“She wasn’t afraid of him anymore. They weren’t a centuries-old hunter and a seventeen-year-old human girl, sitting here at the edge of the world.… — L.J Smith Copy Share Image
“She wanted to follow. Nothing was real. Didn't he understand? She could not imagine a universe, no matter how many dimensions there were, without… — L.J Smith Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
