Funny Quote by Carrie Vaughn Download Open image ““V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.”” — Carrie Vaughn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Vampires Vlad
“It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vampires are fond of their games. But the games that They play are different than the variants that I'm familiar with. The rules were… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Society’s vampires are drawn like the predators to the vulnerable prey.” — Steven Redhead Copy Share Image
“It was no longer a war of humans against vampires. It was a war between justice and tyranny.” — Juliette Cross Copy Share Image
“I knew without doubt that if any more of the vampires tried to attack us I’d kill them, too, regardless of apparent age, race,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Humans time and again demonstrated they were capable of perpetrating crimes as vile and gruesome as any vampire.” — Rebeka Harrington Copy Share Image
“For you see, the vampires were experiencing their own problems. Over the centuries, their females had grown all but infertile. They needed human women,… — Desiree Broussard Copy Share Image
“I’m just trying to do the right thing. I’m a vampire.” “Duh.” “And you’re not.” “Again: duh.” “I could hurt you. I could lose… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Being In love with Vampires is never out of fashion" (The Angel Vampire: A New Race is Born)” — Vianka Van Bokkem Copy Share Image
“There were certain elements of the human world that where out of their control: war, inflation, American Idol…all things which could cause major irritation… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“The vampire community has enough problems. We don't need to add petty backbiting to it.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“Did you think of anyone else?” Enid had asked the folk of this household. “Did you think of the next generation that’ll have to… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“I was a creature of the night, I wasn't supposed to be afraid of the dark. Not that it was the dark I was… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow." Her voice held a smile. "So am I — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“You know your all fucks! why am i so dichable? now how am i supposed to kill you with out upseting that poor nice… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“I think we’re here to make the world a better place than we found it. I think we don’t always deserve the cards that… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“But the longing was the phantom ache of an amputated limb. It was part of her, and most of the time she didn't notice.… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“...I'd killed my self-defense instructor. Shit. I ran to where he lay and stumbled to a crouch at his side, touching his shoulder. "Craig?"… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
