Quote by Jarod Kintz

“At Marcy I spot what I am looking for and shimmy up a lampost and untangle the pair of sneakers that some kid has…

— Charlie Huston

“Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they’re different sizes. And I don’t put them in shoes—I store them in glass…

— Jarod Kintz

“The only item that stood out was a pair of orange Crocs I bought one day when I was feeling particularly jaunty. I had…

— Charles McDowell

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just going to skulk for a bit, when out…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was barely five-feet and had a hard time finding shoes that fit, because my feet were so small.”

— Kristie K. Shafer

“I had a dream that I was in someone else’s shoes for once…they were the wrong size.”

— Starley Ard

“I’d thought the guy last Thursday was super cute in complimenting my shoes until he confessed he liked to dress up in women’s clothes…

— Louise Bay

“What is this?" I ask, trying to sound brave and flip, and I'm sure, merely coming off as too loud and annoying. "Strip grocery…

— Rusty Fischer

“I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else, shoes and purses, I combined the two…

— Jarod Kintz

“You were tossed away like a pair of beautiful, brand new shoes that did not quite fit.”

— Donna K. Childree

“I don’t remember agreeing to send you an honest stripper. Just a willing one.” (Cash)”

— M. Leighton

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My shoes were made for dancing, and that’s why they’re…

— Jarod Kintz