The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. — Nikhil Saluja Arthur Copy Share Image
Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I wonder how many people I would have actually murdered brutally if everything I thought actually happened. — Nikhil Saluja Murdered Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. — Nikhil Saluja Ex girlfriend Copy Share Image
I'm about to take a shower. Adjust your secret web cams accordingly — Nikhil Saluja Shower Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
That little pissed off feeling you get when a girl calls you cute. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? — Nikhil Saluja Cute Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Complicated Copy Share Image
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Convincing yourself Copy Share Image
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Boners are just dicks that stand up for what they believe in. — Nikhil Saluja Boners Copy Share Image
