Love hurts...especially when you're gay and you've fallen in love with a black man. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
My parachute isn't opening!! said Tom, jumping to a conclusion. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Cause I'm gonna fuck your tits right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out… — Nikhil Saluja Good luck Copy Share Image
Dont hate inspirational tweeters, theyre just trying to make the world a more passive-aggressively arrogant place. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Let's share this pizza and pretend we won't rip each other's head for the last slice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
Let's just agree to disagree with the people who disagree with me. — Nikhil Saluja Agree to disagree Copy Share Image
Whenever I see a Caution: slippery when wet sign I hide it somewhere, then I sit down & enjoy the show. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's terrible to lose someone we love, but it's even worse to lose ourselves while loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
