Even the homeless women should be in the soup kitchen today. — Nikhil Saluja Homeless Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Being annoyed Copy Share Image
Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge. — Nikhil Saluja Apartment Copy Share Image
I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria. — Nikhil Saluja Bacteria Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news. — Nikhil Saluja Goals Copy Share Image
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your… — Nikhil Saluja Twinkle Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Dear Sleep, You'll always be my favorite Hello and my hardest Goodbye. — Nikhil Saluja Dear Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Sometimes all you can say is, I've learned all I can learn from this person and we've grown all we can together,… — Nikhil Saluja Learned Copy Share Image
Joyful people succeed, joyful people empower, joyful people inspire. Empower yourself with inspired intentions and allow yourself to succeed at all you… — Nikhil Saluja Being a good person Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Judaism Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite… — Nikhil Saluja Interview Copy Share Image
The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life... — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
