Ways of Life : Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness? Um, Scrooge McDuck wasn't bathing in toasters. — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If girls came with instructions they would read: For best results shoot yourself in the face now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If I were a complete jerk I guess I'd answer a question with a question too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex… — Nikhil Saluja Google search Copy Share Image
I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you can't text and drive, you're just a shitty driver. — Nikhil Saluja Motivation Copy Share Image
A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
