When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. — Nikhil Saluja Cannibals Copy Share Image
Accept that you are unique. Stop comparing yourself to others as this can be damaging to your happiness and self-esteem. — Nikhil Saluja Acceptance Copy Share Image
________ is now single. oh hell, here comes the Sex Bashing Tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Single Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Exercise Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you put your trust in someone and then they literally FUCK YOU? — Nikhil Saluja Fuck Copy Share Image
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. — Nikhil Saluja Bad day Copy Share Image
See it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears. Think with your own mind and decide with your own… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Trust is like a STICKER. Once it is removed, it may stick again, But NOT as strong as it holds when first… — Nikhil Saluja Broken trust Copy Share Image
If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Cake Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on… — Nikhil Saluja Breakfast Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Alphabet Copy Share Image
Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
People who have nothing to talk about, talk about themselves. — Nikhil Saluja People Copy Share Image
I was much better at learning things before I knew about boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
