I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter. — Nikhil Saluja Father Copy Share Image
62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service. — Nikhil Saluja Technology Copy Share Image
If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
From the Number of tweets & conversations some of you tweet, it seems you never shut up in person. This isn't judging ok! — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl who tells her real age if she tells that, she'll tell anything. — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of… — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and… — Nikhil Saluja River Copy Share Image
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Black guys Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Never argue with a woman when Shes Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when shes Tired¦or Relaxed¦or Happy¦.or JUST NEVER — Nikhil Saluja Angry Copy Share Image
I just met this BELIEBER and I wish it was legal to MURDER them. Don't get me wrong, I still MURDERED him.… — Nikhil Saluja Murder Copy Share Image
LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show. — Nikhil Saluja Bad decision Copy Share Image
Speaking your mind is easy. Speaking it tactfully? Not so much. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I saw a butterfly with a tattoo of a teenage girl on its wing. — Nikhil Saluja Butterfly Copy Share Image
Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work? — Nikhil Saluja Cheating Copy Share Image
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
