WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
I hate to watch people suffer. That's why I just shot the guy in the head after I ran him over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Text her goodnight. That other dude that's in love with her probably already texted her. You gotta outshine him. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
The hardest decision is deciding whether to walk away or try harder. — Nikhil Saluja Decision making Copy Share Image
It is really funny, how fat people were the fastest sperm & now they barely move at all. — Nikhil Saluja Fat people Copy Share Image
Hole (noun) : When a mouse laughs at a cat, there is a hole nearby. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MOVIE STAR, a Hollywood resident who cannot live in the institution of marriage -- but doesn't mind frequent visits — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
It's not stalking, it's a relationship. You just don't know it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Relationship Copy Share Image
