Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Sex is like the alphabet cause bitch 'I' cum before 'U'.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
People bring up the letters I and U on the keyboard and how they are next to each other and all that. This is… — Guardian Copy Share Image
Sex is like mcdonalds, I'm lovin it. pussy is like subway, eat fresh. dick is like gaterade, is it in you? — Peterson G Copy Share Image
Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
It is certainly very hard to write about sex in English without making it unattractive. — Edmund Wilson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image