Don't go telling me I'm fat when you know I have abs: Awkward Bonding Sessions. -Guardian — Guardian Funny Copy Share Image
You callin' me dumb, too, huh? I know I'm dumb: Different, Unique Marvelous Beauty — Guardian Dumb Copy Share Image
They say that nobody is perfect. They have apparently never met you. — Guardian Apparently Copy Share Image
Worst thing about being sick: loosing your voice so you can't sing without sounding like a dying frog... — Guardian Being sick Copy Share Image
I think it's funny: when your local area has delicious fruit, you'd still choose a fruit that is uncommon in your area… — Guardian Food Copy Share Image
You say that I'm a jerk and that's why I have no friends and all that crap. Explain to me why I… — Guardian Enimies Copy Share Image
Just because there are cracks doesn't mean its all going to fall down, it just means that its not going to be… — Guardian Cracks Copy Share Image
When someone chucks Skittles at you and tells you to taste the freakin rainbow, take them and sling them down their throat… — Guardian Funny Copy Share Image
People bring up the letters I and U on the keyboard and how they are next to each other and all that.… — Guardian Keyboard Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're going through your sentbox and you realize that you sent a text to the wrong person in… — Guardian Awkward Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you just sent your crush a text in all caps lock on accident... — Guardian Awkward moment Copy Share Image
When I'm looking at shirts in the clothes section of a store, I unfold them. Since I've never known how to fold… — Guardian Funny Copy Share Image
I love every second I spend with you. I love the memories we have. I love the memories I have of you.… — Guardian Being in love with your best friend Copy Share Image
Soooo I have a crush on this one boy... But I have no courage to tell him. I have fear instead. If… — Guardian Courage Copy Share Image
I saw the sorrow in Daddy's eyes I listened to the sound of Mommy's sighs In my sister, I saw what lingered… — Guardian Day by day Copy Share Image
I wish I were like an animal with natural instincts. Then I could find a mate without fear. I could tell the… — Guardian Animals Copy Share Image
I don't get it. I just don't get it. I always give people advice. People say my advice is wonderful advice. I… — Guardian Advice Copy Share Image
I'm boRed out of my mind, so herE I Am, taLking to some of my friends in my contacts List. you are… — Guardian Communication Copy Share Image
When I hear a certain song, I think of you. When my friend asked me if he should sing a song to… — Guardian Courage Copy Share Image
I don't know what will happen next My only memories come when I reflect My life has suddenly turned a sharp bend… — Guardian Death and dying Copy Share Image
When I'm sick, I feel like Bella from Twilight; my mouth always slightly open since I can't breathe out of my nose... — Guardian Being sick Copy Share Image
I have a reason as to why I don't tell my crush him: I like him so much that words that can't… — Guardian Crush Copy Share Image
Before I give you a 'random' handful of sweethearts, I read each one and hope you realize that message was from me… — Guardian Message Copy Share Image
I rarely ever wear makeup, but when I do and it gets messed and and smeared and all that and people ask… — Guardian Guardian Copy Share Image
When you are in a relationship, it isn't that hard to tell him/her you like them and all your feelings and such… — Guardian Crush Copy Share Image
I hate it when you type something like sunsets or cute puppies or chairs into Google and go to images and it… — Guardian Bikinis Copy Share Image
We are told not to speak with our mouths full, and so many peoples' mouths are full of crap and yet, they… — Guardian Guardian Copy Share Image
People always ask me how I'm so good at hiding my sorrow and things such, how I manage to cover my frown… — Guardian Fake smile Copy Share Image
If you are willing to learn, learn from your mistakes, because it's the best chance you have. — Guardian Chances Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you start talking to your crush and you remember that you have stickers on your face... — Guardian Awkward moment Copy Share Image
You ask why your life is out of your hands. It wouldn't be if you weren't so busy controlling other peoples' lives. — Guardian Controlling Copy Share Image
Everybody has beauty, but sometimes, they just have to believe it. — Guardian Beauty Copy Share Image
You're like the core of my world; I can't seem to reach you although I know you're there. — Guardian Core Copy Share Image
Problems often get compared to the pouring rain. I seem to have 2 habits: standing in the literal pouring rain and standing… — Guardian Guardian Copy Share Image
Saving texts in your drafts about your feelings towards someone. What if one day you pushed send when you didn't mean to?… — Guardian Crush Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you find a comic, video, picture, ect. in a foreign language and all you can see are the… — Guardian Awkward moment Copy Share Image
