Funny Quote by Guardian Download Open image “Don't go telling me I'm fat when you know I have abs: Awkward Bonding Sessions. -Guardian” — Guardian ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guardian
The thing about abs is if you hit them daily, you feel more put-together. — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I constantly have abs. It doesn't matter what I eat or do, I have abs. — Aaron Gordon Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says I`m so fat. and you stand there like. -__- — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
It's a very simple answer, how to get my abs so defined. I have a very healthy diet of a lot of laughter. If… — Finn Balor Copy Share Image
Clear, crisp, refreshingly sensible, and as entertaining as it is enlightening, The Abs Diet will reward its readers handsomely. There are few 'diet books'… — David L. Katz Copy Share Image
Having a perfect set of abs will not bring you happiness, but eating healthy food and exercising will. — Joe Wicks Copy Share Image
“My motivational goal for 2018: read more and do more abs-crunches and you'll look fantastic by the end of the year!” — My Own Thought Copy Share Image
The girls I dated liked or disliked me, whether I weighed 140 or 150; and six-pack abs had no relevance on their love or repulsion. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I love every second I spend with you. I love the memories we have. I love the memories I have of you. I love… — Guardian Copy Share Image
Worst thing about being sick: loosing your voice so you can't sing without sounding like a dying frog... — Guardian Copy Share Image
People always ask me how I'm so good at hiding my sorrow and things such, how I manage to cover my frown with a… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I'm boRed out of my mind, so herE I Am, taLking to some of my friends in my contacts List. you are one, so… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I hate it when you type something like sunsets or cute puppies or chairs into Google and go to images and it brings up… — Guardian Copy Share Image
When I'm sick, I feel like Bella from Twilight; my mouth always slightly open since I can't breathe out of my nose... — Guardian Copy Share Image
I wish I were like an animal with natural instincts. Then I could find a mate without fear. I could tell the one I… — Guardian Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you just sent your crush a text in all caps lock on accident... — Guardian Copy Share Image
People bring up the letters I and U on the keyboard and how they are next to each other and all that. This is… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I don't know what will happen next My only memories come when I reflect My life has suddenly turned a sharp bend Because my… — Guardian Copy Share Image
When I'm looking at shirts in the clothes section of a store, I unfold them. Since I've never known how to fold them as… — Guardian Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
