Funny Quote by Guardian Download Open image “Go ahead and call me fat: Freakishly Awesome Talent” — Guardian ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guardian
Go ahead and call me fat cause I know I am just stop fucking judging the hell out of me okay — AYE_YO_BABIE Copy Share Image
I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act. -Harry… — One Direction Copy Share Image
When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn't give my… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
“Fatness is a byproduct of the leisurely life your hard-working ancestors and the greatest minds of the Western world have been working to create… — Martin Cizmar Copy Share Image
If you call me 'fat,' it doesn't bother me because I just don't care. — Philomena Kwao Copy Share Image
People call me fat, but I don't care. I don't want to starve myself cause I am beautiful the way I am. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
If you want to be famous because you do something well or badly, be it singing while fat or hitting balls of various shapes… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
You so fat when you die all your kids gonna get together and sing WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOU FATTER THAN ME YEAH… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I love every second I spend with you. I love the memories we have. I love the memories I have of you. I love… — Guardian Copy Share Image
Worst thing about being sick: loosing your voice so you can't sing without sounding like a dying frog... — Guardian Copy Share Image
People always ask me how I'm so good at hiding my sorrow and things such, how I manage to cover my frown with a… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I'm boRed out of my mind, so herE I Am, taLking to some of my friends in my contacts List. you are one, so… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I hate it when you type something like sunsets or cute puppies or chairs into Google and go to images and it brings up… — Guardian Copy Share Image
When I'm sick, I feel like Bella from Twilight; my mouth always slightly open since I can't breathe out of my nose... — Guardian Copy Share Image
I wish I were like an animal with natural instincts. Then I could find a mate without fear. I could tell the one I… — Guardian Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you just sent your crush a text in all caps lock on accident... — Guardian Copy Share Image
People bring up the letters I and U on the keyboard and how they are next to each other and all that. This is… — Guardian Copy Share Image
I don't know what will happen next My only memories come when I reflect My life has suddenly turned a sharp bend Because my… — Guardian Copy Share Image
Don't go telling me I'm fat when you know I have abs: Awkward Bonding Sessions. -Guardian — Guardian Copy Share Image
When I'm looking at shirts in the clothes section of a store, I unfold them. Since I've never known how to fold them as… — Guardian Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
