When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Nothing pisses me off more than a person who hits the joint out of turn and fucks up the rotation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Dog food Copy Share Image
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong' — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
I know how God feels because sometimes I just don't care about my dogs' problems. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Engineering Copy Share Image
DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert.... except you're deaf. — Nikhil Saluja Friend zone Copy Share Image
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good news guys! I just checked with the bank and I have one fuck left. Any takers? — Nikhil Saluja Good news Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: You need only two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the… — Nikhil Saluja Duct tape Copy Share Image
The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
