Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it? — Nikhil Saluja Burglar Copy Share Image
If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I never commit hate crimes because I'm against discrimination and assaulting random strangers is much more fun. — Nikhil Saluja Crime Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same… — Nikhil Saluja Dumb Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Crying in the rain is a risky business. Sometimes, the rain stops in the middle but your tears don't. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy… — Nikhil Saluja Nigga Copy Share Image
Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they… — Nikhil Saluja Guys Girls Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Army navy Copy Share Image
I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would have never trusted anyone else with, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Started Talking Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Asking for a follow back is like telling a stranger on the street you love them. There is a huge chance they… — Nikhil Saluja Asking Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with a permanent erection — Nikhil Saluja Erection Copy Share Image
