If being faithful is difficult for you than you are with the wrong person. — Nikhil Saluja Trust Copy Share Image
Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had to break it off with this last girl. We had nothing in common. For example, I'm a night person and… — Nikhil Saluja Night person Copy Share Image
Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. — Nikhil Saluja Being a woman Copy Share Image
If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to control anger and settle differences without violence or destruction. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Every day I find out if I'm getting too fat by checking if I can lick my own nipples. Looks like I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Every day Copy Share Image
I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love how the 140 character limit on twitter forces girls to get to the damn point. — Nikhil Saluja Limits Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
THE AWKWARD MOMENT When you realize you're giving your pen a blowjob... — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Books come in really handy when you need something to put your laptop on. — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
