Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Apparently you aren't allowed to have problems if you aren't a starving african child or a delhi rape victim. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Whenever you're having doubts about your sexuality, remember that's exactly how female cockroaches feel the whole time. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Bible Copy Share Image
A Deaf child says: For all of you, I am deaf; But for me, all of you are dumb¦ Moral: Life differs… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
You know she's the one when you're gonna watch a movie together and instead of popcorn she makes sandwiches. — Nikhil Saluja Movie Copy Share Image
I didn't wanted to unfollow you. I slipped, fell on my lappy, hit my head on the mouse which was on the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hired a Private Investigator to follow my heart. — Nikhil Saluja Private Investigator Copy Share Image
I hate when I smile at my phone and raise my head and my girlfriend thinks I'm smiling at her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl asks you if she's fat, you either say no or absolutely not. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
