If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Short & sweet line¦EMPTY POCKET and HUNGRY STOMACH teaches million things in LIFE¦! — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Red Bull does give you wings! After trying to 'fly' off a building and suing them for 50mil I'm flying all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
NEVER tell your problems to ANYONE¦ 20% dont care, and 80% are glad that you have them ! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I just met this BELIEBER and I wish it was legal to MURDER them. Don't get me wrong, I still MURDERED him.… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back .....… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
After my hand has finished jacking me off, it hides in my pocket like a shamed whore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
