LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another; — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of… — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
From the Number of tweets & conversations some of you tweet, it seems you never shut up in person. This isn't judging ok! — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl who tells her real age if she tells that, she'll tell anything. — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Exercise Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Don't give a girl attention or she'll lose interest. If you don't give her attention someone else will. In conclusion, you're fucked. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no… — Nikhil Saluja Toilet Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing… — Nikhil Saluja Calm Copy Share Image
I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Commitment Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Asshole Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
When it comes to facials, eyebrows are my penis' finish lines. — Nikhil Saluja Eyebrows Copy Share Image
Sorry is word, and when heard repeatedly it becomes a lie. — Nikhil Saluja Being cool Copy Share Image
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
I'm sure I have haters, but they probably have their reasons. — Nikhil Saluja Haters Copy Share Image
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
