Quote by Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with an OFF switch

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Babies would come from vending machines

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… Men would be born with a permanent erection

— Nikhil Saluja

God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.

— Anonymous

If God Was A Woman… All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

If God Was A Woman… A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this. God has no gender. If that's the case, then everything…

— Susan Powter

How can women be in the image of God if God cannot be imaged in female form?

— Anonymous

If God Was A Woman… Sex would smell like chocolate

— Nikhil Saluja

“If God were a woman, she would hardly have made men”

— A.C. Quinn

If God Was A Woman… Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife

— Nikhil Saluja